Siblings aye! What good are they other than for stealing clothes and taking your frustration out on? Here’s the 411 on what having a sibling is all about…
You’re convinced that they are the favourite child
but really no one is…
Because you’re always being told off, and your sibling is just behind your parents like
Don’t break, don’t break, don’t break!
So you can never hide your smugness when they finally go down, especially when it’s for your wrong-doings
Yes Mum, it was 100% all them.
Your competitiveness with your siblings turns you into a whole other person
They are your mortal enemy.
Because no one in the world gets on your nerves like they do
Don’t breathe in my direction!
But equally, y
ou’re pretty sure that your one, true mission in life is to annoy them forever
Why else would you have been put on this planet?
They taught you many important life lessons early on
Like no one can be trusted.
Despite your parents best efforts, you’ll never learn to share with them
Good luck finding a kidney bro.
You have been well and truly scarred for life because of growing up with them
both physically and mentally – WWE wresting got nothing on you.
And now you share sworn secrets of your childhood mischievous deeds
Your parents can never know what happened to Mum’s favourite vase or Dad’s sports memorabilia – you must take it to your grave!
But one thing unites you and that is the fact that no one else can understand the madness of your parents like they do
Despite everything you know that you would do absolutely anything for each other
It’s that damn sibling bond.
Because when all is said and done, you can’t imagine having grown up without them
Who would have gone along with all your terrible ideas?
The simple truth is your sibling is your ride or die for your entire life
Whether you like it or not!